The Army of Club Penguin was a extremely shitty Club Penguin Army, created by a person whos so retarded, we aren't going to bother mentioning him, on September 11, 2001 on the /lgbt/ forums. One of the worst and shittiest armies, The ACP is regarded by many to have been the worst Club Penguin Army of all time.


Main Article: Army of Club Penguin/History


The Uniform Of Autism

The Army of Club Penguin was founded on the /lgbt/ forums by some huge fucking loser, on September 11, 2001. It was created for the purpose of defending Club Penguin during the nazi invasion of 1812, after it was discovered that the results of the 2016 election were not accurate. During the huge shitstorm, ACP sided with Big Balls.

The Army of Club Penguin has had countless horrible generations as well as several gay orgy's.

End of The ACP

On September 12th, 2001, only a day after it was founded, the acp shut down due to lack of people and overall retardedness. The fucking loser that created it gave a final speech that stated as follows:

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.